Hello!

[azure_mischief]

About me

• Julia, more known as "Missy" online.
• Have a toon bobcat version of self (Missy a.k.a. Missopeho), but don't mind being a human (all that much) either.
• Not anyone's personal artist or supporter.
• Love Zeliboba the Dvorovoi (see the link and "about him" below), have nearly the whole Sesame Street team at home, and was lucky enough to interview both Zeliboba's designer and senior performer.
• Like the rest of my social media profiles, this one is a purely personal place to post fanarts, fantexts and sometimes slices of offline life.

About Zeliboba (besides what already is in Muppet Wiki)

• The unofficial co-author of the blog. An ageless (apparently), 9 feet tall, urban Dvorovoi - spirit of the courtyard (playground, in his case), a truly magical creature, and my big love for over 25 years.
• There'll be LOTS (and I mean LOTS) of him here, so chances are, you may see a shaggy blue spirit grinning right atcha from your feed five times a day (or so). You had been warned :-)

Under the cut are some important things and disclaimers.

I best interact with:

• Fellow heteroromantic aces
• Kids at heart (not to be confused with manbabies, lol)
• Fellow fans of misc. muppets!
• Sane, interesting, reasonable people in general
• Everyone else - depending on their sanity and politeness

Comfort themes I often post about:

• Cartoon / fairytale bellies! (Love that trope and the sheer coziness they radiate in some scenes)
• Cartoon / fairytale corporeality (Barbie doll and Ken doll anatomy, magical insides, senses, skin and how fur, fabric, water, etc. feels on it, etc.)
• Hygge (coziness) and comfort in all forms
• Hedonism
• (More to come)

English is not my first language. The more clear your comment is the better. Reading psots tyepd lyk dis is funny but quickly gets tiring.
Don't hesitate to correct typos and errors in my fics (by DMs), if there's any! :-) Translating my own stuff from Russian to English isn't always perfect, so comments from the natural speakers are always welcome.
I'm 1) likely an ocean away from you (different time zones) and 2) work nine-to-five, so bear with me if I can't reply right away or don't post often.

Typical reasons for...
Blocking

• Drama, guilt-tripping and bossing around. It's only you who's responsible for your own reactions to whatever you see. I have zero intention to offend anyone and am no mind-reader. If you don't see posts about a certain theme, this means I don't care about it, period. I see my share of the human world every day and would rather not bring it to my place of rest. In general: if you don't pay my bills, you have no say what I am or am not to do. Harsh but true.
• Bringing "adult" topics where they don't belong (or me just feeling of discomfort from the user's profile in general. As in, I feel we plain won't click and it's better safe than sorry).
• You, for whatever reason, are afraid of Zeliboba. Just so you won't accidentally bump into him anywhere ;P (If you used to be afraid of him but no longer do, we're glad to hear why!)
• Happened just once but still blergh: You want to take Zeli's place. SCRAM. I'm not interested in humans romantically.

Following / Unfollowing

• I don't follow just for the sake of it. Chances are, we already know each other elsewhere, or our interests match enough. If they drift away with time, no offense if you unfollow me (or, take no offense if I unfollow you).

I'll update this post if needed, and for now, hello neighbors! :D